I've chosen this excerpt because watermelon is one of my favourite foods:
Week 34, Day 3
I bump into a guy I know at the grocery store. He says, "Wow, does it feel like you've got a watermelon under your shirt?"
I say, "Yeah, especially at night, trying to sleep."
We do our shopping, and then he's in front of me at the checkout line. He says, "Does it feel like you have a watermelon under your shirt?" I think he doesn't know what else to say.
I say, "You can say that again!"
I buy a watermelon. Some women can't eat one piece of chocolate or they'll eat the whole box. I have this problem with watermelon. I go home and eat the whole thing. I know watermelons come in different sizes, but no watermelon is a single serving. Right now, I feel like I have a watermelon under my shirt.
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